overheard at work today

"'What's a hoe without a pimp? What's a pimp without a hoe?' There are no rappers out there are willing to ask the existential questions anymore."

"Don't worry, girl. You're not interrupting anything but a conference call with Ice Cube."

I love my co-workers.

told you so

Oh, and P.S. I totally called that the new baby prince was going to be named Alexander or Louis. And what'd they name him? George Alexander Louis.

LIKE. A. BOSS.