My husband just told me that now would be the best time for us to have kids. Something about our schedules allowing someone to always stay home with the baby.
I'm totally freaked out. Who the F is this guy? My uterus is on lock.
Me: Potato chips? Nick: You can have some. Me: No. You walked up to the store and bought potato chips? And beer? Nick: I bought other things. Cigarettes and candy. Me: (blank stare) Who are you? Nick: Don't write about this. Are you writing about this? I know what you're doing.
